The Murphingtons
ELizabeth Dakin
Bio:
- Reps the ‘burbs of Brooklin(the real OG, not the fake ‘Merican city)
- Born in the 6
- Nurse by day, creative cat by night
- Loves her 🐶
Stats:
- Four-time Christnurse champ
- Clearly carried her team through hosting and winning multiple championships 😉
- Specializes in face cookie:NHL stars quake in fear of her skills
- “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid” not originally from the movie “A Christmas Story”, was actually overheard at Christnurse #1 by players watching the sniper Liz Dakin playing crokinole with her savage, quivering finger.
Bryce Dakin
Bio:
- Hails from Vancouver, B.C.
- A sidekick to his best friend and wife, Elizabeth (a.k.a. Quivering finger Liz)
- Enjoys short walks on the sidewalk…or any paved terrain
- Once has a full head of hair
Stats:
- A future first ballot Christnurse Cup hall of famer with 4 championships - back to back
- Carries the team on his back
- Rule follower and enforcer
- No asterisk
The GO Team
Lynn Guy Otonicar
Bio:
- Home Town: Nipissing First Nation
- Lynn AKA Dui, is first a mother and a wife, but her third passion is competing in ChristNurse Cup events. Being Franco-Ontarian she is cursed with the the innate French-Fire. Therefore Lynn is competitive and always looking for another W!
Stats:
- Inaugural Christnurse Cup champion
- Her favorite activities are to chop and haul trees, shoot the BBgun, and travel on skis. She aspires one day to compete in other ChristNurse-type events such as “Minute to Win it” and the Crockinole World Tour.
Josh Otonicar
Bio:
- Home Town: Nipissing First Nation
- Josh, first born of Marcus of Stittsville and Anne of the clan Bruce. Father of the Ragin Kagin And the Nashnado!!! Husband of the mighty French Fire.
Stats:
- Protector of His Land and 2 time Chirstnurse cup champ !!!
Stehring Down Victory (The Team Formerly Known as The Team Formerly Known As the ‘Double Entendres’)
Amber Stehr
Bio:
- Born in New Brunswick, currently resides in Bridle-WOOD!
- Old lady to Nate Dogg and mama to the surprise pandy Irish twins
- OG member of the Nursing Girls Potluck crew
- Unofficial last name, Ever, first name, Greatest
- Has been known to unleash the Irish Temper during competition
Stats:
- 20/20 vision (but doesn’t see curbs)
- Most pins on her lanyard at work
- Most almost-table flips at Christnurse (see previous section)
- -1 gallbladder
- Most darts thrown into L&B’s wall
- Least wins, retains underdog status with N. Stehr
Nathan Stehr
Bio:
- Hails from the bottom corner of the 403
- Would have made the show if he didn’t blow out his knee
- Life partner (spiritual and legal) to A. Stehr
- Probably a secret agent
Stats:
- Mind bends darts to their target, only plays once a year
- Finds losing more painful than a stab in the kidneys